“Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!”
#140RVW - 140 character reviews
140 character review: When I started this site that’s all I did – movie reviews that could fit on Twitter. With the exception of a few short blasts, everything since 2014 has been a full-size review, and I've gone back to expand on some of the earlier reviews. If they're here, I haven't updated them yet...
#140RVW: Doc Hollywood (1991)
“When to call me: you’ve been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone.”
#140RVW: Eagle Vs. Shark (2007)
“I have two things to say. One: I am leaving tomorrow on a bus. Two: that could change.”
#140RVW: Mars Attacks! (1996)
“Don’t run! We are your friends!”
#140RVW: Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
“The guy who kills me… I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it’s his job.”