“My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass.”
#140RVW - 140 character reviews
140 character review: When I started this site that’s all I did – movie reviews that could fit on Twitter. With the exception of a few short blasts, everything since 2014 has been a full-size review, and I've gone back to expand on some of the earlier reviews. If they're here, I haven't updated them yet...
#140RVW: Easy A (2010)
“I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every thought… but I can assure you, they’re not all diamonds. “Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.” Who gives a rat’s ass?”
#140RVW: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
“You’ve got that ‘we’re in trouble’ look.”
#140RVW: The Lorax (2012)
“Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s a guy. But he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.”
#140RVW: Spider-Man 3 (2007)
“You’ve taken your eye off the ball…”