“It doesn’t matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.”
#140RVW - 140 character reviews
140 character review: When I started this site that’s all I did – movie reviews that could fit on Twitter. With the exception of a few short blasts, everything since 2014 has been a full-size review, and I've gone back to expand on some of the earlier reviews. If they're here, I haven't updated them yet...
#140RVW: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
“We are very busy bringing joy to children, we don’t have time…for children.”
#140RVW: Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
“Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.”
#140RVW: Leap of Faith (1992)
“Look, I run a show here. It’s a lot of smoke and noise and it’s strictly for the suckers. I’ve been pulling one kind of scam or another since I was your age, and if there’s one thing I know it’s how to spot the genuine article because that’s what you’ve got to watch out for. Not the cops, you can always get around the cops. But the one thing you can never, ever get around is the genuine article, and you, kid, are the genuine article.”
#140RVW: Adventureland (2009)
“Okay, new guy, let’s get this over with. Here we are at the first of many shitty games. This one is inexplicably called The *Flighing* Dutchman. Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it.”