“Wait a minute, that’s no lady, that’s the King of Versailles; and that’s not the King of Versailles, that’s the chimps! And the chimps are smoke, and where there’s smoke, there’s fire, by which I mean the penguins.”
#140RVW - 140 character reviews
140 character review: When I started this site that’s all I did – movie reviews that could fit on Twitter. With the exception of a few short blasts, everything since 2014 has been a full-size review, and I've gone back to expand on some of the earlier reviews. If they're here, I haven't updated them yet...
#140RVW: Jeff Who Lives at Home (2011)
“You really want to know? You didn’t like it last time we had this conversation.”
#140RVW: Pitch Perfect (2012)
“Well… sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.”
#140RVW: The Secret World of Arrietty (2010)
“Human beings are dangerous. If we’re seen, we have to leave. My parents said so.”
#140RVW: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
“You’ve been sitting quietly for far too long!”