“See those little black boxes? They’re called telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.”
Movies
A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)
“This idea that you have to fall in love in order to live happily ever after… is just not true.”
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Harry Burns: “There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.”
Sally Albright: “Which one am I?”
Harry Burns: “You’re the worst kind; you’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”
The Last Starfighter (1984)
“Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.”
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Statler: “Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.”
Waldorf: “Yes, and I already bought tickets.”
Statler: “Are they good seats?”
Waldorf: “Sure are. They’re on the next train out of town.”