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“He that hath a beard is more than a youth; and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.”

“I never guess: it is an appalling habit, destructive to the logical faculty.”

“You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o’clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics… I tell him to get lost, but Marty’s sitting here listening and I can tell he’s thinking that maybe it ain’t such a bad idea.”

“And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”