“Theirs truly was a marriage made in heaven, for no one could burn food like my mother or eat it like my dad.”
Reviews
Bossypants (2011)
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
A Better World (2014)
“He felt sometimes like a gym teacher substitute-teaching a biology class; he was reading the same book as his pupil, and only about a week ahead.”
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
“You’re wiping away brain cells and there aren’t many to spare.”
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
“Hats. Okay? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you’ll never see me again. I’m gone.”