140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW Can someone please wake me when the 3D CGI movie boom is over? This movie sucked. I know I’m usually more political than that, but it did… Alternate 140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW A lesser writer would make some crack that it’s a standard soulless 3D CG action/fantasy […]
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The Karate Kid (1984)
Kreese: “What do we study here?”
Karate Class: “THE WAY OF THE FIST SIR.”
Kreese: “And what is that way?”
Karate Class: “STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.”
Kreese: “I can’t hear you.”
Karate Class: “STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.”
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
Malak: “But we didn’t steal everything he had!”
Conan: “We didn’t have time.”
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
“He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, ‘What is the riddle of steel?’ If I don’t know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That’s Crom, strong on his mountain!”
Super (2011)
“Maybe you have to be bored sometimes.”