Reviews

Josephine: “Oh, so this is a tall tale?”
Edward Bloom: “Well, it’s not a short one.”

“Look, it’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.”

“Are we lost?”
“Umm, we’re lost-ish…”

“I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”

“What is it with women? Y’know, they say they don’t care about looks – they just want a guy who’s smart and funny – but they always just end up laughing at whatever the good-looking stupid guy says.”