Reviews

“You are literally too stupid to insult.”

“Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.”

“There are two things I know to be true. There’s no difference between good flan and bad flan, and there is no war.”

“I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn’t. When I didn’t, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.”

“Sometimes, it’s easier living the lie.”