#WWMD - Watching With My Daughter

“My name is Zunar J 5 Slash 9 Doric 4 7…Let’s just stick with ‘Jake’, okay?”

“I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.”

“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.”

“She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.”

“They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far.”