2012

“No one has given a more self-righteous monologue while wearing a trash bag.”

“Eres igual que tu madre, un corazón grande, pero simple. Usted no puede ayudarme, necesito a alguien inteligente, y si usted fuera inteligente sabría que eres tonto.” (You ‘re just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me , I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.)

“Stormtroopers don’t know anything about lasers or time-travel. They’re blue-collar workers.”

“I can’t work in an office. I don’t like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can’t stop. Don’t want to either.”

“Alright, let’s try that again and pretend you guys aren’t weird.”