“See those little black boxes? They’re called telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.”
2013
I Know That Voice (2013)
“Did you ever stop to think that there’s actually a guy in a room reading that?”
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW Can someone please wake me when the 3D CGI movie boom is over? This movie sucked. I know I’m usually more political than that, but it did… Alternate 140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW A lesser writer would make some crack that it’s a standard soulless 3D CG action/fantasy […]
Geography Club (2013)
Jared: “If you go in there, everyone will know.”
Russell: “That’s the point.”
Don Jon (2013)
“Wait Father, I’m really sorry but could you just tell me how you got those numbers, please? Cause I… I really thought it was gonna be different this week.”