“The books I write because I want to read them, the games because I want to play them, and stories I tell because I find them exciting personally…I would like the world to remember me as the guy who really enjoyed playing games and sharing his knowledge and his fun pastimes with everybody else.”
2015
Walt Before Mickey (2015)
“Let me tell you something about life; you always finish what you start.”
The Authorities™ (2015)
“Rutherford tried to distract himself from the odor. He thought about how he would describe the smell later. Imagine how your hands would smell if you bought fifty pounds of past-due-date ground beef and paid for it entirely with pennies.”
Where the Hell is Tesla? (2015)
“If Nikola Tesla was Writing a Self-Help Book, These are the Six Things You Would Learn:
#6. Avoid being abducted by an evil being who’s bent on destroying the multiverse. Self-explanatory.”
Master of Formalities (2015)
“I’d point out that it’s impossible to build something without destroying something else. Every statue represents a ruined piece of pristine, unused clay, which in turn represents a hole dug in the ground somewhere.”