“I got a new name for ‘dumb’: ‘Ridley’! This is the Ridleyest thing I’ve ever heard!”
#NowVeryBeholder
The Dungeon Masters (2008)
“Falling is not a skill. Falling so that you don’t hurt yourself is a skill.”
Zero Charisma (2013)
“I deal in reality. Let’s role-play.”
Mazes and Monsters (1982)
“Mazes & Monsters is a far-out game. Swords… poison… spells… battles… maiming… killing!”
Dark Dungeons: The Movie (2014)
“Using RPGs to fight evil will never work because RPGs ARE evil.”